Teams We Hate, from Slate

FU fingerI think this year's edition of Slate's Teams We Hate is much weaker than last year's, which had disses dropped on Indiana's Kelvin Sampson, Wright State's moronic logo, Joakim Noah, and Bruce Pearl. And weaker than 2005's, which made me mock the Chattanooga Mocs for all time.

This year's includes Duke, Baylor, Wisconsin, Cornell, Western Kentucky, Texas, West Virginia, Arizona, Georgia, American, and Southern Cal. What, no South Alabama aka Team USA?

But man, that "FU" foam finger was drawn by a real talented fellow, wasn't it? or if I were to borrow from There Will Be Blood's cadence: if I say that foam finger was crafted by an illustration master, you would agree.

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