Wait, both of these guys are... white?

Teddy Dupay, former Florida Gators guard, was accused of rape in Utah on June 19th. He did it Kobe-style, violent and in a ski lodge. Dupay left college in Gainesville after being accused of gambling on college sports. His "how can you rape someone you love" quote is curious, shady, and unfortunate.

Matt Jones, former Arkansas quarterback, all around awesome athlete, and current wide receiver for Jacksonville, was arrested with some of that "white powdery substance" people love to put up their nose. Not baby powder. Now, I hope Matt Jones and his career recover from this. He's inconsistent, but fun to watch... good luck to him on his recovery. And the Jets can always take on a "troubled" character.

But right now, it's time for us to have a long conversation about depraved white culture, obviously.

(If you can't tell, that's very very tongue in cheek.)